it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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