PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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