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• (650): View more from California

  i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!

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  Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  "Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar

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• (714): View more from California

  If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day

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