your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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