I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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