Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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