And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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