Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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