And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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