i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We got so high we made milksteak
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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