I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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