Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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