craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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