WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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