as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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