are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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