Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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