I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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