id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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