You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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