Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had to coat check the pizza.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I got inside last night via doggy door
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Randomize