Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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