I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
All the doctor said was why
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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