Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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