It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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