I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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