I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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