I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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