sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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