i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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