Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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