That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
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My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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