false alarm. still invincible.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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