I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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