ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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