I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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