Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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