I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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