I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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