absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize
