I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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