Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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