But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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