Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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