I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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