Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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