I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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