she was so not down for the gang bang
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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