Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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