it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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