I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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