Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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