There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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