I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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