two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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