butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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