Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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