I accidentally burped into my bong.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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