Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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