I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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